Cool people like cool things, which is why we asked Alice Longyu Gao to share a taste of her taste on Perfectly Imperfect.

Alice Longyu Gao is a USA-based musician best known for her hyperpunk and hyperpop music. My first time hearing her music was back in 2019 when she dropped Rich Bitch Juice and I was blown away. Last year she dropped some of the year’s best tracks such as the insane “MAKE U 3 ME” and the extremely metal “MONK” that ends with an epic guitar solo. She’s gearing up to drop her second debut EP early this year and has a new single coming soon (pre-save here!). She told me that her songs have been placed in shows on HBO, Hulu, Amazon, A24, and she’s realizing that she needs a TV show of her own so an important exex somewhere is reading this hit her up and make it happen. Lucky for us, Alice is here to tell us what she’s been into.

Without further ado

Alice Longyu Gao (instagram, tiktok, youtube, merch)

🍦Dating a white boy from Australian countryside

It’s really off brand for me to date a white guy. I spent my entire life and used my songs to advocate for women who got traumatized by misogynist hetero white male.

bUT hey? Is god tryna teach me something by letting me experience something new? He/They is white, indeed, and he/they operates in a parallel universe since we are long distance. I do enjoy this experience by far cuz he/they loves me. I am too much of a New York trained cynic to be engaged in something that feels so surreal. But yo, is this love? Am I like, starting to find love? It got me thinking.

(Editor: Alice is no longer dating this white boy at the time of posting)

👙Agent Provocateur 

My favorite lingerie brand turned into my favorite brand period at this point. I wear their clothes/lingerie for my shows, to go out for lunches with my girlfriends, to shoot for my press photos. I am a loyal customer, I am on their website 4 times per week, I even made a song inspired by how this brand made me feel. I imagined myself being a dom call girl who rides a motorcycle to my appointments at Chateau Marmont, CHIC.

🍆 Amazon dildo 

I got my first sex toy off Bezos’ Amazon during COVID. My life has changed so much since then. I like it I love it it makes me feel so hot. 

🍆 STD test @ LGBTQ center: 

It’s free and my gays are the best. The world needs to give LGBTQs like me proper money and opportunity. They need to recognize white boys club’s scheme, replace them with me, and blow me up cuz I am actually the best.

🍷Honey truffle chicken @ Craig’s

Guaranteed a good time. Craig’s in West Hollywood is where I celebrated my past 2 birthdays, and Halloween this year.

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